I Still Lack the Accent

Andy Spain
1 min readAug 22, 2019
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I was 8 years old, splashing in the public pool near my grandmother’s house. A friendly boy swam over and asked me, “What do you lack?”

My puny brain ground to a halt. Shelter? Food? Clothing? Nope. Got all those. What do I lack? Like, what’s missing from my life?

I hadn’t really thought about it before.

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Andy Spain

Debut novel Cash Grab selected as one of Vulture’s Best Comedy Books of 2022! Words in @McSweeneys et al.