Kids Eat Free At My Ultimate Crypto Trading Crash Course

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Thanks for coming out to Golden Corral for my life-changing crash course on cryptocurrency trading. I can tell how excited you all are. There’s an energy in the room, am I right? By the end of this presentation, you’ll be able to — Please, wait to take a buffet plate until I’ve finished my introduction. The meal is the second course after the crash course. All right, who’s hungry for some…