Updated YMCA Guidelines For Group Fitness Classes Semi-Post-COVID

Andy Spain
Slackjaw
Published in
4 min readJul 3, 2021

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Welcome, YMCA patron! We’re thrilled to see you’ve reinstated your membership after cancelling it 15 months ago. We’ve modified our guidelines in this semi-post-COVID limbo so you can safely return to your inconsistent pre-pandemic self-torture routine.

Although state health and safety requirements are mostly a thing of the past, our gym facilities…

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Andy Spain
Slackjaw

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