Andy SpaininSlackjawKids Eat Free at My Ultimate Crypto Trading Crash CourseThanks for coming out to Golden Corral for my life-changing crash course on cryptocurrency trading.·3 min read·Oct 12, 2022--1--1
Andy SpaininSlackjawUpdated YMCA Guidelines For Group Fitness Classes Semi-Post-COVIDA lot has changed since you canceled your membership 15 months ago.·4 min read·Jul 3, 2021--1--1
Andy SpaininSlackjawHow To Convince Your Kids To Help You Dig Up Your Uncle’s Corpse And Find The Next Clue To Your…Keep the kids focused and occupied with a useful chore.·4 min read·May 30, 2021--4--4
Andy SpaininSlackjawThe Unexpected Health Benefits Of Constant ValidationDon’t listen to those haters who say social media can’t bring you real happiness.·4 min read·May 28, 2021--1--1
Andy SpaininThe HavenMaxims From Poor Richard’s Almanack For 2021The ghost of Ben Franklin has some morbid quips about this Year of Our Lord.·1 min read·Apr 13, 2021----
Andy SpaininSlackjawI’m Just Like Everyone ElseI put my pants on one leg at a time.·3 min read·Mar 26, 2021--2--2
Andy SpaininSlackjawThank You For Submitting To Our Flash Fiction Contest And Chili Cook-OffAfter careful consideration, we have selected the following winners of our Five Alarm Fiction Rodeo contest.·1 min read·Jan 8, 2021--2--2
Andy SpainStocking the Pond“Is fishes?” She arched an eyebrow and cocked her head to the opposite side.·4 min read·Dec 16, 2020----
Andy SpaininSlackjawThe Definitive Guide To Identifying A Copperhead SnakeStep forward and fulfill your destiny.·3 min read·Oct 10, 2020--1--1
Andy SpaininSlackjawJorge Luis Borges’s Lockdown LabyrinthsPhilosophical quandaries or just quarantine delusions?·4 min read·Sep 11, 2020--1--1
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